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I Could Have Never Been Prepared for What I'm Looking at Right Now is the sixth episode of The Amazing Race 4.


Route Markers

The order of departure from the Kasteel Muiderslot are as follows:

  1. Millie & Chuck (2:25 am)
  2. Jon & Al (3:15 am)
  3. Kelly & Jon (3:34 am)
  4. Reichen & Chip (4:26 am)
  5. Monica & Sheree (4:43 am)
  6. David & Jeff (5:05 am)
  7. Tian & Jaree (5:42 am)

Teams must fly to Mumbai, India. Once there, teams must go to Sanjay Gandhi National Park to find the next route marker.

Teams must take bikes through Film City's backlot to find Studio 10, where they can search for their next clue on a Bollywood soundstage.

The Fast Forward instructions were given to teams after finding their clue at Studio 10. The instructions for the Fast Forward are unknown as no teams were shown performing the task.

Choice A: Suds
Teams must make their way by train to Dhobi Ghat and find an outdoor laundromat. Once there, teams have to wash one bundle of laundry. Once they find the article of clothing with their clue, they can head to their next destination.

David & Jeff, Kelly & Jon, Millie & Chuck, Monica & Sheree, Reichen & Chip, and Tian & Jaree chose this task.

Choice B: Duds
Teams must travel by train to downtown Mumbai to find a marked clothing shop. They have to search through the hundreds of saris on display there for one with the next destination printed on it.

Only Jon & Al chose this task.

Teams must make their way to Sassoon Docks and find their clue at Indo Universal Engineering.

"Who feels like the catch of the day?"

The team member assigned to perform this Roadblock must enter the docks to find a vendor who has many different fish. They must identify and pick out 20 Palai fish out of a large catch of mixed fish and carry those back to the manager to get their next clue.

The Roadblock performers per team are underlined:

Teams must make their way to the Gateway of India to check in. For coming in first, David & Jeff won a seven-night cruise to Hubbard Glacier on Royal Caribbean.


     First Place •      Eliminated     Last placer on a Non-Elimination Leg     Season winner •      Season 2nd place •      Season 3rd place • Used the Fast Forward
David & Jeff
 1st place 
David & Jeff
Best Friends
Reichen & Chip
 2nd place 
Reichen & Chip
Kelly & Jon
 3rd place 
Kelly & Jon
Millie & Chuck
 4th place 
Millie & Chuck
Dating 12 Years/Virgins
Tian & Jaree
 5th place 
Tian & Jaree
Jon & Al
 6th place 
Jon & Al
Best Friends/Clowns
Monica & Sheree
 7th place 
Monica & Sheree
NFL Wives/Moms


  • This episode won the 2004 Emmy Award for "Outstanding Reality-Competition Program".[2]
  • This episode's title was said by Reichen after looking at the overall harsh conditions of civilization in India.


The Amazing Race 4 Episodes

"Cheaters Never Win...And They Cheated!" · "It Doesn't Say Anything About First Come, First Served...And We're Bigger" · "I Wasn't Even Going to Touch You Until You Slammed My Head Backwards!" · "Check Your Tires Because...Oh God, You Never Know What'll Happen!" · "You Are Just Deliberately Trying to Make Us Lose!" · "I Could Have Never Been Prepared for What I'm Looking at Right Now" · "We're Going Down the Wrong Side of the Freeway...And the Lights Are Off!" · "The Princess Reminded Me of My Grandmother. She Was Very Old but Still Very, Very with It" · "We're Not at Charm School Learning How to Be a Gentleman, We're Racing" · "That's Me. That's My Face. Just Hit My Face. Hit My Face!" · "Such a Nice Pheromone Smell to You; Just Makes Me Want to Stay Close" · "He's a Couple of Ticks Away from Having a Heart Attack" · "It's Like Adam Building His First House!"