I Never Looked So Foolish in My Whole Entire Life

I Never Looked So Foolish in My Whole Entire Life is the second episode of The Amazing Race: Unfinished Business.

Story[]

Route Markers[]

The order of departure from Shelly Beach are as follows:

Since the previous leg was a No-Rest Leg, teams immediately departed from the Pit Stop to continue racing.

Teams must make their way back to Sydney and search for "To Sail To Stop", leaving teams to figure out that this referred to a sculpture near Sydney Town Hall, where they would sign up for one of two chartered flights to Broken Hill. The first six teams will be on a flight departing at 6 am, while the last five teams will be on the second flight departing at 6:30 am. Upon arrival at Broken Hill Airport, teams will find their next clue on cars outside the airport.

Teams must drive themselves to the Living Desert Reserve, where they would find their next clue.

Choice A: Spirit World
Teams must make a traditional Australian Aboriginal stone mosaic based on a model. Once their work is approved, they must then perform a dance that is traditionally done to honor ancestors on top of the mosaic to receive their clue from an Aboriginal elder.

All teams chose this task.

Choice B: Natural World
Teams must make traditional Australian Aboriginal paintings by spraying a mix of water and a clay-like pigment out of their mouths to make four specific silhouette images on a piece of slate, an outline of each of their hands and stencils of a lizard and a kangaroo, to receive their clue from an Aboriginal elder.

None of the teams chose this task.

At the Living Desert Reserve, Amanda & Kris found their penalty from the starting line task, the Automatic U-Turn. Since Amanda & Kris completed the Spirit World Detour, they would be forced to backtrack and complete the Natural World Detour before continuing.

Teams must find the "home of the Magpies", leaving teams to figure out that this referred to the home stadium of the Broken Hill Football League's Central Broken Hill team, nicknamed the "Magpies", Central Football Club, where they would find their next clue.

Teams must dress up as kangaroos, complete with Kangaroo Jump shoes, and must use a provided periodic table with the symbols "Hg" and "Bi" highlighted. They must figure out that these are the symbols for mercury and bismuth and that those elements were also names of two streets in town that meet at an intersection where their would find their next clue

Teams, with their kangaroo suits still on, must drive themselves to Junction Mine to check in.
For coming in first place, Zev & Justin won a trip for two to Cancun, Mexico, provided by Travelocity.

Leaderboard[]

Legend:
First Place • Eliminated • Last placer on a Non-Elimination Leg or continue racing on a No-Rest Leg • Season winner • Season 2nd place • Season 3rd place • ϵ Used the Express Pass• ⊂ User of the first Double U-Turn slot • ⊃ Recipient of the first Double U-Turn slot • ⋐ User of the second Double U-Turn slot • ⋑ Recipient of the second Double U-Turn slot• ∪ Was penalized with an automatic U-Turn

Zev & Justin 1st place Zev & Justin Best Friends	Flight Time & Big Easy 2nd place Flight Time & Big Easy Harlem Globetrotters	Jet & Cord 3rd place Jet & Cord Cowboys	Kisha & Jen 4th place Kisha & Jen Sisters	Margie & Luke 5th place Margie & Luke Mother/Son
Mel & Mike 6th place Mel & Mike Father/Son	Kent & Vyxsin 7th place Kent & Vyxsin Dating Goths	Jaime & Cara 8th place Jaime & Cara Former NFL Cheerleaders	Gary & Mallory 9th place Gary & Mallory Father/Daughter	Ron & Christina 10th place Ron & Christina Father/Daughter
Amanda & Kris 11th place∪ Amanda & Kris Engaged

Trivia[]

This episode title is said by Kisha Hoffman.
Wincen Cuy, the then-incumbent mayor of Broken Hill, was the Pit Stop greeter in this leg.

References[]

The Amazing Race: Unfinished Business Episodes
"Head Down and Hold On" · "I Never Looked So Foolish in My Whole Entire Life" · "We Had a Lot of Evil Spirits Apparently" · "This Is the Most Stupid Day Ever" · "Don't Ruin the Basketball Game" · "I Feel Like a Monkey in a Circus Parade" · "You Don't Get Paid Unless You Win" · "I Cannot Deal with Your Psycho Behavior" · "We're Good American People" · "Too Many Cooks in the Kitchen" · "This Is Where It Ends"