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I Never Looked So Foolish in My Whole Entire Life is the second episode of The Amazing Race: Unfinished Business.

Story

Route Markers

The order of departure from Shelly Beach are as follows:

  1. Gary & Mallory
  2. Amanda & Kris
  3. Kisha & Jen
  4. Zev & Justin
  5. Flight Time & Big Easy
  6. Jaime & Cara
  7. Margie & Luke
  8. Ron & Christina
  9. Mel & Mike
  10. Kent & Vyxsin
  11. Jet & Cord
Since the previous leg was a No-Rest Leg, teams immediately departed from the Pit Stop to continue racing.

Teams must make their way back to Sydney and search for "To Sail To Stop", leaving teams to figure out that this referred to a sculpture near Sydney Town Hall, where they would sign up for one of two chartered flights to Broken Hill. The first six teams will be on a flight departing at 6 am, while the last five teams will be on the second flight departing at 6:30 am. Upon arrival at Broken Hill Airport, teams will find their next clue on cars outside the airport.

Teams must drive themselves to the Living Desert Reserve, where they would find their next clue.

Choice A: Spirit World
Teams must make a traditional Australian Aboriginal stone mosaic based on a model. Once their work is approved, they must then perform a dance that is traditionally done to honor ancestors on top of the mosaic to receive their clue from an Aboriginal elder.

All teams chose this task.


Choice B: Natural World
Teams must make traditional Australian Aboriginal paintings by spraying a mix of water and a clay-like pigment out of their mouths to make four specific silhouette images on a piece of slate, an outline of each of their hands and stencils of a lizard and a kangaroo, to receive their clue from an Aboriginal elder.

None of the teams chose this task.

At the Living Desert Reserve, Amanda & Kris found their penalty from the starting line task, the Automatic U-Turn. Since Amanda & Kris completed the Spirit World Detour, they would be forced to backtrack and complete the Natural World Detour before continuing.

Teams must find the "home of the Magpies", leaving teams to figure out that this referred to the home stadium of the Broken Hill Football League's Central Broken Hill team, nicknamed the "Magpies", Central Football Club, where they would find their next clue.

Teams must dress up as kangaroos, complete with Kangaroo Jump shoes, and must use a provided periodic table with the symbols "Hg" and "Bi" highlighted. They must figure out that these are the symbols for mercury and bismuth and that those elements were also names of two streets in town that meet at an intersection where their would find their next clue

Teams, with their kangaroo suits still on, must drive themselves to Junction Mine to check in.
For coming in first place, Zev & Justin won a trip for two to Cancun, Mexico, provided by Travelocity.

Leaderboard

Legend:
     First Place •      Eliminated     Last placer on a Non-Elimination Leg     Season winner •      Season 2nd place •      Season 3rd place • Used the Fast Forwardϵ Used the Express Pass User of the first Double U-Turn slot • Recipient of the first Double U-Turn slot • User of the second Double U-Turn slot • Recipient of the second Double U-Turn slot• Was penalized with an automatic U-Turn
Zev & Justin
 1st place 
Zev & Justin
Best Friends
Flight Time & Big Easy
 2nd place 
Flight Time & Big Easy
Harlem Globetrotters
Jet & Cord
 3rd place 
Jet & Cord
Cowboys
Kisha & Jen
 4th place 
Kisha & Jen
Sisters
Margie & Luke
 5th place 
Margie & Luke
Mother/Son
Mel & Mike
 6th place 
Mel & Mike
Father/Son
Kent & Vyxsin
 7th place 
Kent & Vyxsin
Dating Goths
Jaime & Cara
 8th place 
Jaime & Cara
Former NFL Cheerleaders
Gary & Mallory
 9th place 
Gary & Mallory
Father/Daughter
Ron & Christina
 10th place 
Ron & Christina
Father/Daughter
Amanda & Kris
 11th place 
Amanda & Kris
Engaged

Trivia

References

The Amazing Race: Unfinished Business Episodes

"Head Down and Hold On" · "I Never Looked So Foolish in My Whole Entire Life" · "We Had a Lot of Evil Spirits Apparently" · "This Is the Most Stupid Day Ever" · "Don't Ruin the Basketball Game" · "I Feel Like a Monkey in a Circus Parade" · "You Don't Get Paid Unless You Win" · "I Cannot Deal with Your Psycho Behavior" · "We're Good American People" · "Too Many Cooks in the Kitchen" · "This Is Where It Ends"

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