I Never Looked So Foolish in My Whole Entire Life is the second episode of The Amazing Race: Unfinished Business.
The order of departure from Shelly Beach are as follows:
- Gary & Mallory
- Amanda & Kris
- Kisha & Jen
- Zev & Justin
- Flight Time & Big Easy
- Jaime & Cara
- Margie & Luke
- Ron & Christina
- Mel & Mike
- Kent & Vyxsin
- Jet & Cord
Since the previous leg was a no-rest leg, teams immediately departed from the Pit Stop to continue racing.
Teams must search for the To Sail To Stop Sculpture near Sydney Town Hall, to sign up for one of two chartered flights to Broken Hill. Six teams will be on the first flight at 6:00 am and five teams will be on the second flight at 6:30 am. Upon arrival in Broken Hill, teams will find cars containing their next clue.
Teams must drive themselves to the Living Desert Reserve to find their next clue.
Choice A: Spirit World
Teams would have to make a traditional Australian Aboriginal stone mosaic based on a model, and then perform a dance that is traditionally done to honor ancestors on top of the mosaic to receive their clue from an Aboriginal elder.
All of the teams chose this task.
Choice B: Natural World
Teams would have to make traditional Australian Aboriginal paintings by spraying a mix of water and a clay-like pigment out of their mouths to make four specific silhouette images on a piece of slate, an outline of each of their hands and stencils of a lizard and a kangaroo, to receive their clue from an Aboriginal elder.
None of the teams chose this task.
At the Living Desert Reserve, Amanda & Kris found their penalty from the starting line task, the Automatic U-Turn.
Since Amanda & Kris completed the Spirit World Detour, they would be forced to backtrack and complete the Natural World Detour before continuing.
Teams must drive themselves to the home of the Magpies, Central Football Club, to find their next clue.
Teams must dress up as kangaroos complete with Kangaroo Jump shoes and are given a periodic table with the symbols Hg and Bi highlighted. They were left to figure out that these are the symbols for mercury and bismuth and that those elements were also names of two streets in town that meet at an intersection where their next clue is located.
First Place • Eliminated • Last placer on a Non-Elimination Leg • Season winner • Season 2nd place • Season 3rd place • ► Used the Fast Forward • ϵ Used the Express Pass• ⊂ User of the first Double U-Turn slot • ⊃ Recipient of the first Double U-Turn slot • ⋐ User of the second Double U-Turn slot • ⋑ Recipient of the second Double U-Turn slot• ∪ Was penalized with an automatic U-Turn
- This episode's title is said by Kisha, referring to the kangaroo costume.
|The Amazing Race: Unfinished Business Episodes|
"Head Down and Hold On" · "I Never Looked So Foolish in My Whole Entire Life" · "We Had a Lot of Evil Spirits Apparently" · "This Is the Most Stupid Day Ever" · "Don't Ruin the Basketball Game" · "I Feel Like a Monkey in a Circus Parade" · "You Don't Get Paid Unless You Win" · "I Cannot Deal with Your Psycho Behavior" · "We're Good American People" · "Too Many Cooks in the Kitchen" · "This Is Where It Ends"