Right Now I Don't Care If He Pees in His Pants

Right Now I Don't Care If He Pees in His Pants is the fifth episode of The Amazing Race: Australia v New Zealand.

Story[]

Route Markers[]

The order of departure from Na'an Kuse Wildlife Sanctuary are as follows:

Carla & Hereni (8:56 am)
John & Murray (9:43 am)
Ashleigh & Jarrod (9:45 am)
Cat & Jesse (9:49 am)
Sally & Tyson (9:53 am)
Daniel & Ryan (9:57 am)

Teams must fly to St. Petersburg, Russia. Due to limited availability of flights out of Namibia, teams were provided tickets for a flight to Saint Petersburg, but were under no obligation to use them. Upon arrival, teams must have to travel to the Battleship Aurora and then search the ship's grounds their next clue.

"Who's ready to crack the code?"

The assigned team member must have had to decipher a message communicated by the ship commander from the top of the battleship in flag semaphore and written in the Russian Cyrillic alphabet (Не́вский проспе́кт) and pass it to the commander for their next clue.

The Roadblock performers per team are underlined:

After the Roadblock, teams received a photograph of the Kazan Cathedral at Nevsky Prospekt, where they would find their next clue.

Choice A: Cossack

Teams must make their way to Beloselsky-Belozersky Palace, where they have must have to perform a traditional Cossack dance to the satisfaction of the instructor in order to receive their next clue.

Ashleigh & Jarrod, Carla & Hereni, and John & Murray chose this task.

Choice B: Coat Rack

Teams must make their way to Beloselsky-Belozersky Palace, where they have must have to search through a pile of over three hundred tags to discover the one that was missing. They then had to then search the coats in the coat room for the missing tag, which they could exchange for their next clue.

Cat & Jesse, Daniel & Ryan, and Sally & Tyson chose this task.

Teams must make their way to the Taleon Imperial Hotel where they would find the Imperial Hall for next clue.

At the Taleon Imperial Hotel, teams encountered the Intersection, where two teams must work together until further notice.

The teams that Intersected are as follows:

One team member from an Intersected team must have to enter a vault full of highly sensitive lasers to retrieve a jeweled egg, which contained a small figurine of the Church of the Saviour on Spilled Blood as their next clue.

Teams are no longer Intersected and must make their way to Church of the Saviour on Spilled Blood to check in.

For coming in first place, John & Murray won first-class train tickets to their next destination for themselves and another team of their choice.

This leg is a No-Rest Leg. Teams would check in as normal, but receive their clue to start the next leg from host Grant Bowler. The team that comes in last place does not face a penalty.

Leaderboard[]

Legend:
First Place • Eliminated • Last placer on a Non-Elimination Leg or continue racing on a No-Rest Leg • Season winner • Season 2nd place • Season 3rd place • ► Used the Fast Forward• ϵ Used the Express Pass• ► Used the Salvage Pass• ⊂ Used the U-Turn • ⊃ Recipient of the U-Turn

John & Murray 1st place John & Murray Best Mates	Ashleigh & Jarrod 2nd place Ashleigh & Jarrod Newlyweds	Daniel & Ryan 3rd place Daniel & Ryan Intensive Care Nurses	Sally & Tyson 4th place Sally & Tyson Dating Bodybuilders	Carla & Hereni 5th place Carla & Hereni Fitness Mums
Cat & Jesse 6th place Cat & Jesse Foster Parents

Trivia[]

This episode marks the first time The Amazing Race Australia visits the country of Russia.
This episode title is said by Sally Yamamoto.

External links[]

The Amazing Race: Australia v New Zealand Episodes
"I Gotta Have Two Legs to Run the Race!" · "She's Got One Hell of a Body on Her and She Just Used It" · "Proper Preparation Prevents Piss-Poor Performance" · "We Have a Lot of Experience with Poo" · "Right Now I Don't Care If He Pees in His Pants" · "I'm Not Going to Come Last, I'm Just Going to Die on The Amazing Race" · "There's a Lot of Bones in This, I Really Don't Wanna Die" · "I Can't Feel My Nadz!" · "Dude, We Don't Want to Go to Your House" · "At Least We Did Better Than the Bloody Kiwis"