You Are Just Deliberately Trying to Make Us Lose!

You Are Just Deliberately Trying to Make Us Lose!
Episode Information
Version:	United States
Season:	The Amazing Race 4
Episode Number:	5/13 (040)
First Broadcast:	June 26, 2003
Viewership (in millions):	7.90
Ratings/Share (18-49):	2.9/10
Episode Chronology
Previous:	"Check Your Tires Because...Oh God, You Never Know What'll Happen!"
Next:	"I Could Have Never Been Prepared for What I'm Looking at Right Now"
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You Are Just Deliberately Trying to Make Us Lose! is the fifth episode of The Amazing Race 4.

Route Markers

• Pit Start
• Route Info 1
• Route Info 2
• Fast Forward
• Detour
• Route Info 3
• Roadblock
• Route Info 4 and Pit Stop

The order of departure from the Chateau des Alpilles are as follows:

1. Tian & Jaree (2:26 am)
2. Jon & Al (2:41 am)
3. Millie & Chuck (2:41 am)
4. Monica & Sheree (2:45 am)
5. Reichen & Chip (2:54 am)
6. David & Jeff (2:57 am)
7. Kelly & Jon (3:00 am)
8. Steve & Dave (4:19 am)

Teams must drive to Marseille Provence Airport and fly to Amsterdam, the Netherlands. Once there, teams must find the "White Skinny Bridge" and figure out that the next route marker was located at the Magere Brug.

Using a provided map, teams must take a marked boat and navigate the Canals of Amsterdam to find the next route marker at the Scheepvaart Museum.

The Fast Forward instructions were given to teams after finding their clue at the Margere Brug. Teams must head to the Molen van Sloten windmill and ride it for 10 revolutions. Once they have completed 10 revolutions, they can claim the Fast Forward. Millie & Chuck won the Fast Forward.

Choice A: 500 Kilograms
Teams must make their way to the cheese market in Alkmaar and dress up in Dutch outfits and traditional wooden clogs. They must then use a wooden stretcher to carry heavy wheels of cheese across the market to a scale. Once they have collected enough cheese to weigh exactly 500 kg, they would get their next clue.

Reichen & Chip and Steve & Dave chose this task.

Choice B: 15 Feet
Teams must make their way to Klein Farm, where they would don protective outfits. They must then search through a 15 ft high pile of cow manure that would be processed into fertilizer for their next clue.

David & Jeff, Jon & Al, Kelly & Jon, Monica & Sheree, and Tian & Jaree chose this task.

Teams must drive to Monnickendam and find their clue at the Smoker Statue.

"Which one of you has a firm grip and likes seafood?"

The team member assigned to perform this Roadblock must get on a marked boat and, using only their hands, catch 25 eels and put them in a marked container. Once all of the eels have been collected, the fisherman would give them their next clue.

The Roadblock performers per team are underlined:

• David & Jeff
• Jon & Al
• Kelly & Jon
• Monica & Sheree
• Reichen & Chip
• Steve & Dave
• Tian & Jaree

Teams must drive to Muiden and find the Kasteel Muiderslot to check in. For coming in first, Millie & Chuck won a seven-day Mexican Rivera cruise vacation on Royal Caribbean.

Leaderboard

Legend:
     First Place •      Eliminated •      Last placer on a Non-Elimination Leg or continue racing on a No-Rest Leg •      Season winner •      Season 2nd place •      Season 3rd place

1st place►  Millie & Chuck Dating 12 Years/Virgins	2nd place  Jon & Al Best Friends/Clowns	3rd place  Kelly & Jon Engaged	4th place  Reichen & Chip Married	5th place  Monica & Sheree NFL Wives/Moms
6th place  David & Jeff Best Friends	7th place  Tian & Jaree Friends/Models	8th place  Steve & Dave Air Traffic Controllers

Trivia

• This leg marks the first time the Amazing Race visits the country of the Netherlands.
• This episode's title was said by Jaree to Tian in another argument about directions on the way to the 15 Feet Detour.
• The last episode of the US version to air in the month of June until "We're Going to Victory Lane".

Reception

• Lyn Jensen at Reality TV Fans (09/05/2013): "The Amazing Race 4's Flashback to Dutch Leg"